For the umpteenth time

This Saturdays fixture sees the last of the mythical "new balls". As of next week we start conceding fixtures due to the inability of the club to organise the simplest of tasks.

We are required to play with new balls which sheer logic tells me there is therefore a requirement for new balls to be made available to the 2nd team.

I seem to be missing something (or maybe other people are missing something)

What do i have to do?